The Land Shark

     

     Bet you didn't know there was a land shark too. Well, there was. And boy was he a treat. He was really smart and went to one of the universities in the forest. There was a legend that there was a spooky place underneath the university, but no one ever dared to explore it.

     The land shark really liked science and wanted to become a professor some day, but he was even more goofy than he was smart. His favorite thing to talk about was... poop. Here a poop, there a poop, everywhere a poop poop. Not a poop joke was spared around the good old land shark.

     He grew up with the cat ever since they were tiny baby animals. Sometimes the cat and the land shark shared their soups and puddings with each other. The land shark preferred to call it "the puds" instead of pudding. They were great friends.